Today

I'm zombier today. I cleaned the house yesterday, but that must have been a different house. I'm in quicksand right now. Every move I make seems to make our house dirtier. I got chocolate coated rice crackers on the couch. Not my idea, but as hard as I try to clean it all up, other messes seem to multiply. 

Our kitchen looks like an after kegger. It was fine this morning, but again, each of my movements seems to add another stroke of filth. And the baby must have found where I keep my stash of meth. I try to put dishes away but The Koala whines and points to her pee parts and I've been rushing to sit her on the toilet. As soon as I do, she giggles and wants off and then pees on the floor when I'm not looking.

My kid just took off all of her clothes and is prancing around in pee soaked socks. 

I miss yesterday.  

Update: I realized much later that the Koala had gotten into the chocolate rice crackers. I got nothing done today. I spent a good amount of time lying in bed just letting the Koala jump on me to burn off the sugar high.