Young Faithful

The Koala heard me flush after I got done peeing, dropped her toys, thundered her way to the bathroom and busted the door open with an expectant grin. I had just zipped up my fly and she stared at my crotch excited then looked into the toilet on the verge of laughter, but quickly became disappointed that she had missed seeing me pee.

It thrills her to no end to watch me pee. I was against it at first, but as with most things for the last 16 months, I've given up and given over. I'll leave it up to her to figure out it's creepy.